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Hmm, I'm trying to stay away from just picking my favorite Pokemon (Xerneas) and looking for something practical like yours.
And I think I've found one. Slakoth. It starts out cute, probably a pain in the ass to work with as a Vigoroth, but becomes a bro when it's done evolving.
Slaking is the most bro Mon I could possibly think of, and when needed, he could likely punch a hole through anyone's face, lift heavy objects for me, and would probably enjoy playing other video games with me.
I really can't think of another Pokemon more bro than Slaking.