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>>52207522"KEEP YOUR GRUBBY, STUBBY HANDS TO YOURSELF, FIEND!!"
The spicy miscreant allegedly known as Scovillain halts his lumbering advance toward you and your savory grapes and/or oranges, heads darting in all directions in an almost desperate turn in behavior. "W-what?! What's going... W-who goes there?!"
"Yeah! Show yoursel—""WITH PLEASURE!"
*Faster* than a speeding Barraskewda, more *powerful* than a Battle Subway, able to *leap* entire Gigantamax Duraludons in a *single* bound! Emerging from a nearby puddle as a shadow concealed within a majestic gushing geyser the likes of which no ordinary puddle should be capable of manifesting—your savior of the hour is none other than....!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_jcT08MqoU"PALAFIN HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
The muscular maritime hero of the region, Palafin, jumps out of the puddle geyser and strikes the dastardly Scovillain's green head with a mighty Jet Punch, a blow so hard that it dents his peppery cheeks in and staggers him six ways to next Sunday.
"Y-yeah...!" the green head whines, fangs chipped and all."Stand back, little girl!" the hero says. "I'll have this unscrupulous ruffian carried off by the tide in no time! He's been terrorizing children in the area ever since he lost all his ₱ in crypto!"
"We've only barely left home! What the heck is up with this place, Hawchy?!"
"Hawcha, lucha!"
