>>21318953>Recently got a work at Gamestop, everything is pretty chill>Day before the Shiny Gengar distrubution>Shift over so I start packing my shit and go home>Suddenly the manager calls me>"Hey anon, do you know why you got your job?">"Because the old employee quit?">"Yeah.. Do you know about 4chun's gamestop stories? They're not true, they're worse, those people post ironic and funny stories to cover the real stuff">What_the_fuck_are_you_saying.jpeg>Next day>My turn to open the shop>As soon as I open it pic related happens>[A MYSTERIOUS AIR CURRENT IS IMPREGNATING THE ROOM WITH SPAGHETTI!]>I can already smell them, I check the guys, they didn't even enter yet>They're still on the front trying to tip and give way everyone >The continuos tip creates an air current>A spaghetti tornado is born>"Oh well, it's a tornado, it will fucking miss anyway">One of them had fucking "no guard">I spend the whole week trying to clean off the rancid smell of sweaty spaghetti from the walls and myself>They didn't even get the code anyway because their mom was looking for them so they left >They'll probably be back soonGotta compile my resignation letter soon.
