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Here, let's lay it out in anime terms:
>Bulbasaur is a fucking cowboy—he doesn't want to go with Ash, but he realizes it's the best thing. He also goes through a bunch of characterization with his fellow forestfags
>Charmander is a weepy emo faggot that got discarded by his owner. He will literally die if the flame on his tail goes out. Yawn, put it in the faggot bin
>Squirtle goes out of its way to wear fucking sunglasses and be part of a gang. Not ostentatious at all
The choice is simple, friends.
