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PSST
Boy, boy. Hey, you boy. Come here.
I want you to have a look at this Pokemon. What is this thing you may ask?
The pimp of all pokes. A Slowpoke. See how healthy it is? Just between you and me, this Slowpoke is like a Pokemon ranked battle winning machine.
You'll be able to put a stop to meddlesome Cinderace running amok in your online matches! Think about all the free rating!
Born in the third basement of the Seafoam Islands in the Cinnabar Sea in Kanto, this Slowpoke was torn away from its mother's den just hours ago. You won't find fresher -I mean, healthier Slowpoke anywhere!
These Slowpokes are so exceptional, they come trained with Teleport and Toxic!
Make me an offer for one! Tell your friends!
