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>So there was this guy, right. Said he's the champion.
>Said he got three pets, and I got to pick one of 'em.
>What, you just got his pets? Did he not want them anymore!?
>Ricky let him finish!
>And they're not even good pets. There wasn't a dog or a cat or somethin'. Not even a bird.
>Oh man I can't wait to hear this.
>So there was this rabbit, 'cept it was runnin' all over the place and kept burnin' things.
>I'm sorry what?
>I couldn't stop 'im, just kept runnin' makin' a ruckus.
>Then there was this lizard that kept cryin' all the time, like what's he cryin' about?
>AAAHAHAHAHAHA! I'd be doing that too if I were to get adopted by a nonce!
>RICKY!
>Alright Karl, what was the third option, then?
>Wee lil' monkey fella