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>be me
>lose 2 straight
>"Ok next game is probably a bot game"
>Team waits for me to pick
>Don't respond to "hi"s
>They run straight to their lanes
>Ignore call outs
>"Ok this is a bot game, I'll just go for kills and damage"
>1v3 and win every fight with Scizor
>Teammates are doing fuck all running from top to bottom via mid
>Team literally spent most the game fighting other teams Gengar mid
>Match ends with us winning with 280 something vs their 240 something
>Rayquaza was still alive and never damaged
>Teammates start liking me
>"Ummmmm what?"
>Click their profiles
>They are real people
>Mfw