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If pokemon we're real and I was a richfag, I would definitely get me a powerful female Gardevoir and train her to be the maid, bodyguard and protector of her future master, my son, since his birth.
It would be the better option judging by her pokedex entries.
As the Gardevoir would pretty much always accompany her master almost as a big sister, it would be better that she got used to wear human clothes and behave similar; shouldn't be too difficult as her species have great intellect and capacity to communicate through telepathy.
Of course this would led to many funny lewd situations, which would be just as planned as my real intention would always have been to see if I can get a incredible psychic grandchild that can control motherfucking blackholes.
Then I would just shoot my ink at the angry mob that tried to vanquish me for practicing the forbidden magics of science and incinerate them with a piro-spell or some shit
