>>34440814That green-haired freak has a name, you fucking ingrate! It's Wally! And he's my special helper! Arceus knows he's done more for me than your fat ass ever has.
"Oh, boo hoo hoo, I had to walk through grass and mean Pokemon and interact with people who didn't shoot me out of their genitals for once in a blue moon."
Suck it up, you pussy! At least it got you out of the house. We've been living here for three months now and you still haven't had the balls to make a move on that May chick next door. Have you seen the tits on that girl? And she actually takes the time to look in your general direction like you weren't a barely existent waste of oxygen?
I knew I shouldn't have gotten you vaccinated. I got you vaccinated and now you've got the autism.
I should've had a fucking girl.