>>19819531A quick qt kissu to Amélie's forehead leaves her in a lofty blushing daze that gives you enough time to back-up her statements to the goons. This isn't the first time you had to lie about being someone's hubby to be, but you figure that this time it's going to be /much/ more dangerous.
"Yeah, that's right, be shocked! So what if I'm her fiance? We're in love and uh, that's how it's gonna be no matter what so you can guys can just back the fickle off!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR2lft3cducBig fatso proceeds to take a pokeball out of his pocket "'Tat roight issit 'ten ya twat? Well 'ten, lettuce see 'wot 'ol Shamu 'tinks 'bout 'tat! COMMON OUT NOW EH!" with great power, the goon tosses the pokeball in the air and then swats with his trident, A+++ baseball style.
True to their nature, the cosplaying goons send out a Wailord to oppose you and your 'grillfriend'. Thing is, he's painted all black and white like Shamu, if not because killer whales don't actually exist in your universe yet.
>What do you do next!? 