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>hop on unite yesterday
>there is a dodrio on the team that is absolutely retarded and being everywhere he should not be at the worst possible times
>a guy using Ralts suddenly turns his microphone on and says "SON OF A BITCH STAY IN YOUR FUCKING LANE" in portuguese
dodrio guy replies "i dont quite understand you" in english
>cue Ralts guy mumbling complaints about dodrio guy every once in a while for a bit, after a while dodrio guy starts fucking BREATHING LOUDLY AND LOUDLY AND LOUDER
> breathign gets harder and harder as the game goes, everytime there is a team clash the dodrio man goes fucking insane breathing so hard you'd think he was having a heart attack
>its so fucking loud that you can hear at a point, thru the pig-like heavy-breathing, ralts guy saying "are you fucking dying?" "calm down holy shit"
>game ends, we lose, ralts guy honestly sucked so he has no leg to stand on but dodrio guy was at heavy fault too
>suddenly dodrio guy goes on his microphone to say 'AW WELL... WE LOST.... BUT HONESTLY I WASNT REALLY.... PUTTING MYSELF INTO THE GAME PROPERLY YA KNOW.... I WAS HAVING TROUBLE CARING... MAYBE NEXT TIME YA KNOW?' and leaves, the last thing i hear before i close the game and leave the post-battle-screen is ralts guy screaming 'FAT' in a thick brazilian accent
