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You have two options presented to you by some 40th Dimensional Teenagers who appear before you because they're high as shit on 40D weed.
One, you will be given complete control of the Pokemon franchise in all it's aspects. This isn't just making business decisions, they're literally going to make you able to control if people like it, dislike it, and how big or small it can become . Your power will be so great in that you could literally force all humanity into working on making the single greatest Pokemon game ever. The only price is they are going to teleport you, and every current member, employee, and shareholder in Gamefreak to a sealed building, where you'll be given the tools to kill them all and they have no way to resist.
The alternative choice is that you'll have a Pokemon costume fused to your body for the rest of your life, never able to be removed and it's not a good one, it looks like a cheap fursuit
Which do you pick?
