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1. Probably small enough to fit in a carry on bag.
2. Eats rocks.
3. Produces gems that can be sold.
4. Looks like cool guy.
5. Is purple.
6. Is also a goblin, excellent for preventing home invasions.
7. Is exclusive so sapphire, making it objectively better than any ruby version exclusives.
8. Probably curses people.