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>watching e-slut open cards
>"my boyfriend this, my bofriend that"
H-Haha...
>pulls the chase card
>"OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG HONEY COME QUICK!!!!"
>some jacked dudebro enters the room
>"Oh cool. I don't really know what that is."
>kisses her on camera and leaves
God, I fucking hate my life.