>>20866341https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc0VkmYO-ZQ"BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNS! IT BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNS, BITCH!....WHATANIRONICDEAAATHGAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH--"
Zygarde uses its legendary powers to place an evaporation spell on Johnny Cashews, one of the few things that can send a bidbreaker to where they belong. Piece by piece, Johnny's body starts evaporating in a process that converts him into pyreflies, pyreflies that take off so beautifully into the air.
It is a process that burns like holy hell.
"BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Johnny isn't the only one to suffer the process though, all of the wild cave-dwelling Pokemon he riled up to fight for his cause also evaporate, though Zygarde is just using that association as an excuse. It is actually evaporating them simply to get some peace and quiet in the cave so it can moderate the region in harmony.
One of the wild Noibats--an intelligent one--cries aloud, "BWAAAHAHHHHHHHHH WE DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING WRONG, WE JUST TOOK HIS ORDERS BECAUSE HE TOLD US TOOOOOO, WE WERE JUST TRYING TO LIVE OUR LIVES, YOOOOOOU'RE THE REAL VILLAAAAAIIIIN...whatawoooorld...."
The beautiful pyreflies proceed to ascend into the heavens, never to be seen again. All's well that ends well!
Except..
Chewie Walnuts attempts to sneak out of the cave with cartoony tiptoes, having not suffered evaporation and under the assumption that he literally did nothing wrong.A) NO FUCK YOU YOU'RE GOING WITH THEM
B) Let him get away.
