>>18669710http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcU0tQDwcI4Of all the people remaining, the one who strikes you the most as susceptible to ruse trickery is your glut-glutty nuisance of an acquaintance, Tierno. You decide to bark up his tree in order to convince him to let go of the pie.
>'How hard can it be?'In order to get the answer to this burning question, you shuffle over to Tierno. The fat fuck has stayed relatively calm and in deep thought ever since the challenge began, most likely as a way to dodge all and any distractions.
You're not even sure if he's gone to sleep at all yet, or how he's maintained his hygiene, but nevertheless, you fall back on the concept that friends don't just ignore other friends. That much is obvious. Tierno is too nice and lenient to simply give you the cold shoulder and blind eye.
You raise your tone up a bit too high to play off some innocence, "Doo, doo, doo, being oblivious, doo doo, doo, filler wor--Oh my goodness! Is that Tierno?! I had no idea you /too/ were in this competition! What a flip-freaking surprise that I surely was in no way previously aware of! Hahah, anyway, I was wondering if--"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiMaOmDtaYI"DON'T CENSOR ME!"
Out of the blue, Tierno cracks his knuckles and gives you the hardest roundhouse punch a motherfucker's ever suffered right in the gut. Your eyes literally pop out of their holes, and your lips start flapping like crazy.
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"Euuuuugggghhhhh!"
You drop to the ground and immediately see stars, but at least a finger is still touching the pie.
