>>44521685>A game for kids shouldnt have things that appeal to childrenOk, lets make Pokemon that play with legos, stream fortnite/minecraft and shitpost thanos memes on twitter too! Fuck it man, lets just put Peter Griffin and Joe Swanson into the game; kids like Family Guy too dont they? Fucking imbecile. Pokemon shouldnt be made to appease faggot beaner/crooked teeth limeball children and you're a retard for not holding gamefreak to a higher standard after like 25 years of them attempting to create a feasible ecosystem for their fake animal monsters. The next gen might as well have a Racecar Driver, an Astronaut and a Firefighter as the starters.
>Belch belch fart poot gurgle spit queefIts pretty clear that Biopunk was the vibe they were going for in gen 1, and that they started adding random shit like magnets and jewish hypnotherapist pedophiles into the game to pad out the roster.
>Spunk gargle wee wee"Guh huh dnd has monsters, pokemon has monsters: lets use dnd's lore to justify shit tier pokemon!" Is so fucking lame and gay that it makes me want to spit. Thats like using Jojo's explanation for superpowers to justify Bethesda adding a "Conjure machine gun" spell to TES 6, or using Fallout's lore to justify Aqua man using a laser gun to shoot Mohammed to death. Its fucking stupid.
