>>19481245The tie was randomized."Skrelp, Play Rough Tyrantrum, let's go!"
"Skreeeee!"
The sea-dragon dashes to bash his skull into Tyrantrum and start up a nasty brawl between them, but Dio has bigger plans for him.
"Tyrantrum, Protect it."
"Tyyyyraaaaaaaaaaaan!"
>Tyrantrum protected himself!Rather than go outright with hyper-offense, Dio has Tyrantrum take a page from Avalugg's book by using Protect. Instead of nailing the hit, Skrelp instead bashes his head on the invisible glass wall protecting Tyrantrum from damage.
"Skreeeeee..."
Getting pissy, you try to lob a snowball at Dio, but it only goes halfway across the field before hitting the ground, "OH COME THE FUCK ON! Let me hit you already, STOP STALLING, WHAT KIND OF PERSON USES PROTECT LIKE A LITTLE WIENER?!"
His retort is unfavorably quick.
"What kind of person doesn't participate in VGC?"\
A) "I-I'm on always on the move and can never get a stable Wi-Fi connection!
B) "People who play simulators!"
C) "I don't like how it locks my Battle Box, what if a Passerdouche challenges me and I'm busy breeding?!"
D) "This isn't VGC, you triple nerd!"
