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>be an 11-year-old kid during the initial Pokemon craze
>go to store in the big city to buy my first Pokemon card booster pack
>first card is a holofoil Scyther
>instant bros
>bro it up during my playthrough of Red, dominate the schoolyard together
>jizz my pants when Gold and Silver are announced with new evos for old Pokemon
>jizz my pants further when my bro from Red evolves, dominate the schoolyard with him
>pick up the series again years later with Diamond, sad that I can't transfer my bro from GSC
>catch a new Scyther, evolve it
>discover Bullet Punch exists now, bro is actually great for once
>use him all the way through ORAS in memoriam of old bro, friends refuse to fight me because they can't handle Mega Bro
Being a Scizor fan, for once, isn't suffering.
