>>52216280"My name's Florian, not 'little girl', Mr. Palafin sir," you correct the hero before the running gag can wear out its welcome. "And I'm a boy on top of that! And uh... I think I took it? My mama took me to the doctor a few days ago. They wanted to make sure I had all my shots before the school year started, and I was missing just one. I don't remember what it was for, but maybe that's the one you're talking abo—?"
"THE VERY SAME, LITTLE GIRL!!!" Palafin affirms as he awkwardly shuffles about six or so generous feet away from you. "Not that I blame you for not entertaining their mischief of the hour, but have you not been regaling yourself in the daily duplicity of the mainstream media? I ask this of you because—wait for it—
that vaccine you took is DEFECTIVE!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amNvDULdNk8"D-defective?!"
"See here, little girl!" Palafin explains with various newspapers pulled from hammerspace. "The conflicting headlines over the past week—do they not send chills down your spine? 'Pokérus ERADICATED from the Paldea Region due to New Vaccine!' followed by 'Sudden Inexplicable 'Performance Issues' PLAGUING Paldea Region Following Mass Pokérus Vaccine Rollout!' followed by 'Pokérus Vaccine RECALLED Following Scientific Discovery that Pokérus was Good, Actually! "The Science Has Changed!" Scientists Say'!"
"Huuuuh?!" you gasp as you read the horrific headlines. "The day it was recalled.... that was yesterday! I got my shot the day before that, didn't I Hawchy!?"
"Hawcha hawcha!"