>>12675821http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrW-papiHb4"I remember that you're a dick. Up high!"
"A dick up high? Surely you have better schtick than that...Fine, allow me to offer...an explanation..."
"Kii, dear, you, you are stuck in Limbo. You were not moving away from your parents, you never were, as of now your body is still in the stomach of Yeexis, the demon I possessed in order to kill you. I was a chancellor of the Great One sent on orders of higher authority to reap a soul of the most purest maiden I could find, in order to halt the process of a great prophecy that could result in a catalyst destruction of the universe. But just as I was about to consume you, your soul escaped! You died in the stomach before I could finish you off, escaping freely....from my grasp..."
Everything becomes clear now. The train ride. The town. Isabelle.
Xerxes is....Xerxes....
XERXES IS THE CREEPY PIKACHU MASCOT GUY! Or, to be specific, the puppetmaster of the creepy Pikachu guy.
And he's back...to finish you off.
"T-That's insane, how did you pull all this off?!"
Xerxes climbs up the side of the wall, his many eyes piercing at your face, "Your soul was on its way to heaven on a train, as you were so pure that there was no need for decision. But I intercepted its direction, by having my subordinate ask you questions... I had you come to me, in this animalistic purgatory, so that I may finish you off here, and send you into the depths of Far Far Away...Your chosen destination..."
Xerxes climbs up the ceiling now, you're getting sick just looking at the floor, "These towns are not real, their purpose is meant to serve as a time-killer for still-deciding former inhabitants of the mortal plane, they are amnesiac, have no memory, and believe that they are simply "moving" to town. To justify the universe's gigantic population, there are dozens of these towns all situated directly adjacent to each other, in a gigantic circle, with my base of operations within the center."