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Getting another one of those oven-fresh stupid ideas, you retrieve Noivern's pokeball and send him back to the bench. "Noivern, fallback! I-I can still fix this! Nobody
beyond the people I've already doomed is going to go kaput today on my watch! All I have to do is cushion his fall.... WITH THE POWER OF MY POSTERIOR!"
Calculating the trajectory of the fall and accounting for the current wind speed, you move into position and gently bend over, raising your taut ass up high in anticipation for the fall. You shut your eyes tight, take a deep breath through your nostrils, and prepare for impact
"Huh.. Y'know, usually I never feel this exposed
in public. Interesti—"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgEbJKWV0VoYou are promptly slammed facefirst into the ground as the Pokemon touches down and what's more, uses you as a staircase.
