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"SQUAWK! You're in! Yippee!"
"SQUAWK! You're in I guess......it dont matter......"
"SQUAWK! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE you're in!"
"SQUAWK! You're i- HEY HEY HEY WAIT A MINUTE! HOLD UP—DRIODRIODRIO—Just what kind of birds are you guys supposed to be!?"
Mere steps away from the entrance, you and Midoro are accosted by the perpetually angry head of the theater's three-headed, flightless bodyguard. The other heads—happy and clinically depressed—don't seem to care much about it, though they're both sure they could handle the situation better.
A) "Flightless birds aren't even really birds if you ask me."
B) "I'm just like you, man:
an angry bird!" C) Turn the heads on each other with a witty remark.
D) Birdseed bribe time.
E) Confuse him with a logic riddle.
F) Twist his allegations into a social justice issue.