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>In lecture with friend
>lecture is uninteresting since the final's coming up and I need to study anyway
>friend (who is female) starts rubbing my dick under the desk discreetly
>I check facebook
>HOENN CONFIRMED
>"No way"
>Go on /vp/
>See hype
>Start crying, right there, in the middle of class, while getting a pseudo handjob through my trousers
>I look at her with tears in my eyes and whisper
>"Hoenn just got confirmed"
>She's normalfag, idk why she's into me
>"why are you crying you fucking loser"
>mfw dick hard and hype harder
>ditch her after class and browse /vp/ all night
