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All of the trial captains were chosen by the Executives to advertise something about Alola to viewers and potential tourists.
Ilima: Advertises Alola’s prestigious education programs. Was brown-nosed into becoming a trial captain to feed his gigantic ego.
Lana: Advertises Alola’s clear water and (fucking stupid and unnecessary fucking why) fishing industry. A child actor pushed into it by her mom and was told that there would be a laugh track every time she told a joke.
Kiawe: Advertises Alola’s exotic culture and geography. Was chosen because he was tan and muscular, probably doesn’t even know any of the traditional dances or is even related to Alola’s indigenous people. Occasionally gets high with Hiker David.
Mallow: Advertises Alola’s signature cuisine. Actor who is played up as being a great cook but is actually just mediocre. Has a nice ass.
Sophocles: Advertises Alola’s technological advancements. Doesn’t really care about any of this but was pressured into getting off his fat ass by his cousin, Molayne. Molayne is probably a local celebrity, Bill Gates-type among the locals for being an inventor.
Mina: Advertises Alola’s art community. A starving artist whose mom pressured her into taking the job to get her to stop mooching off of her family you’re twenty one years old jesus christ get a job.
