>>24646203"N-No, don't do it! PLEASE! HE'S MY FRIEND! HE DINDU NOTHIN!"
"C-CHAAA! CHAAAABOOKAAAA!"
You refuse to listen to the faggoty boy's pleas, even though he somewhat reminds you of yourself. Instead, you take his closest companion hostage and attempt something you've never done before--mostly because the aura of this universe wants you to do some really, really, fucked up shit. It's like, pure, bottled, out-of-character evil.
"I'm sorry, it has to be this way! I mean, I literally don't know /why/ it has to be, but since I'm already committing home invasion I might as well go the extra mile--THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING AN INTROVERT! GRENINJA, DO IT!"
"Jaa!"
"CUT THAT NIGGA IN HALF!"