>>28673558I went to Unova two years ago, it was causing ruckus between Undella and Yamaji town and both towns warned everyone travelling there of him.
I happened to be in the area training a Weavile and giving my Empoleon a bit of a warm-up before going to the PWT and next thing I know this fat fuck bursts from the woods and attacks me. I almost died.
He now literally, I AM NOT KIDDING YOU, eats oranges and sits in my goddamn mansion all day. I haven't used him for battle nor has he done anything mystical outside of spam radio signals that my Starmie picks up.
He's a fat fucking snake. It's cute but...I'm mildly disappointed that such a thing is just...this?
