>>16354211The tie was randomized."Hey House, can I have some of that chocolate? See, I was eating earlier but I didn't get to finish my food because this cuntbag Unfezant attacked us and-"
"No."
"W-What? No? Why not?"
"BECAUSE I SAID NO. This chocolate is mine, Calem, MINE-"
"But it's all mushy now!"
"YOUR HEAD IS ALL MUSHY NOW! AAAAAAAAAGH!" House pounds his fists, then punches his monitor's glass out, causing his fist to bleed with the blood of a man with steel balls.
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THE BURN FEELS WONDERFUL!!!!" House smashes his face into the remains of his chocolate bar, rubbing his cheeks all over it, greasing up his skin just for the fun of it.
But he pauses in mid-orgasm to look up at you, chocolate-y face and all, "Oh, by the way holmes, I've seen that pamphlet before. The rest of it is about bland propaganda meant to promote excursions into the outside world to retrieve rod-shaped objects for population stability, or something like that, I don't remember. The last time I saw that thing was when I was down and out back in the '80s, it wasn't a fun time to be Hugh Laurie."
Miss stiffens, "Pardon? I thought you said you weren't Hugh Laurie.-"
"AND I THOUGHT I SAID I KICKED OFF THE VICODIN CRAZE, BUT LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!"
He grips what little remains of his hair while going completely bananas. Seems like he's gone bonkers again. Someone else here has to know more, simply collecting rod-shaped objects for sexual stability seems too little for a typical Calem-conundrum.
>YOU NEED TO GO DEEPERA) Visit the "Edgy" section.
B) Visit the "Adults Only" section.
C) Visit the Art Gallery.
D) Visit the Mega-Evolution section.
