>>18924331As you can most likely imagine, the fight that ensued resulted in injuries that were so bad that both of the parties had to be taken to the hospital for near fatal-injuries. If it's any consolation, Calem is now an honorary member of the Hard-Luck Pandas despite not actually being a panda. But he still has other problems, what the hell is he going to do about Alice? Will his loli be all cutesy mad at him forever?
Fortunately, the Hard-Luck Pandas have a great medical insurance plan that resulted in Calem only having to pay a measly sum of money to repair his clogged arteries, shattered femurs, punctured stomach, and tangled penis. Panch only suffered a sprained ankle.
Their dental plan on the other hand isn't so great, especially regarding teeth fillings.
Welp. That's it. Calem's broke. Goodnight.
