I have to be 100% real with you guys. How can you find a small, feminine Pokemon that is made out of delicious, sweet-tasting cream and adorned with strawberries to NOT be sexy as fucking hell? Are there actually more women posting in this thread than I thought? Or is nearly everyone here a massive, flaming homosexual? I seriously cannot comprehend this madness. There are so many extraordinarily exploitable implications within the lore of Pokemon that the mere existence of Alcremie has brought about. It's not my fault you guys don't have a vivid imagination. But for those of us straight males who do, Alcremie is one hell of an erotic headcanon fueling machine. And yes, I understand we are perverts bla blah. But this pretty much applies to the adult Pokemon fanbase as a whole, doesn't it? Whether you wanna "protecc" Lillie, titfuck May, or give Alcreme a thorough tongue-lashing, it's all the damn same. Stop taking moral highground in your own acts of degeneracy over someone else's. Literally the only level headed argument in this thread against Alcremie's design and conceptualization is this gentleman here:
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