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>Be me
>13 years old at the time.
>I meet this kid who's also playing Emerald in my neighborhood.
>We battle, get along pretty well.
>I got a new friend to play vidya with, and we hung out together a lot.
>One day invites me over to his house.
>Ok.jpeg
>Go over to his house.
>Everythings cool for a little bit.
>I see his dog and go to pet it.
>Why The Fuck Is Its Fur So Sticky?
>He comes back.
>He doesn't wanna play vidya right now.
>Ask him if I can get on his game and trade him some good mons.
>Actually going to steal his good mons.
>He says "sure"
>Why the fuck is his GBA so fucking sticky too?
>Get onto his game.
>Open the PC before I take attach the link cable.
>See at least 2 entire boxes of Ralts, Kirlia, and Gardevoir.
>All of them with extremely sexual nicknames.
>Every single male Kirlia is name trap.
>Tell him I need to go home now.
>Walk home.
>Take a shower.
>Wash my hands about 12 times.
>Never speak to him again.
