>>20685372"B-But you look exactly like this one one-shot character.."
"Nope. You must be deaf."You sit back down and try to contemplate all the lore flowing around, "Was I just imagining things then.. Maybe that whole day was just a dream, I mean, stranger things have happened.."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCiX-fbuOWQ"KAKEROOO KAKEROOOO! Let's get this train back on the road already! FOR THE LOVELY MINT CONDITION POKEMON TRAINER FIGURINE--The Road Runnerpoke and the lovely mistress face off! CONSUME YOUR WINE AND PROCEED TO ELIMINATE EACH OTHER!"
En Guardevoir steps upfront to face her opponent, "I was waiting for you to say that! Honestly, I was personally in the mood for Cashews, BUT I GUESS THIS SAMPLER WILL DO! Can you feel it? The sun's radiance is resonating with my newfound Fairy power!"
"Beep, beep motherfucker." says the Fastpoke.
En Guardevoir pitches in a vast amount of riches from her lot of stolen goods, while (get this), the Road Runnerpoke literally rips off his own tail and offers /that/ up.
"Kakerooo, kakeroooo! Looks like we're good to go! BIDBREAKING IS NOW.....OPEN!"
