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>>22845527Piplup. Doesn't sound like a bad idea, having someone around who can stop me from screwing up in a social situation.
Starly. Not as bad an option as the rest, I guess?
Bronzor. When he evolves, I can have him prove his claims.
Skorupi. Sure, having to console him when he gets lonely is a bad thing, but it beats having a horrible back.
Magmortar. Being intelligent and creative outweighs the fact that he's a Communist.
Palkia. Now THIS is podracing - I mean, challenging!
>>22852175Tepig. Not a bad choice either.
Purrloin. Using a cat as a weapon? Yes, please!
Darumaka. Now neither of our lives are monotonous!
Mienfoo. I don't mind getting up early, just so long as she helps me get over my habit of sleeping at 2 in the morning.
Durant. I need not explain further.
Kyurem. I'd love tricking a dumbass into doing something that benefits a teammate.
>>22855255Goomy. Fuck guns, get money.
Flabebe. Interrogator on the team would be rather useful.
I'll only eat her poop if it's proven that it tastes good though.Skrelp. Nothing tops being known as the "man who holds 9/11 in his hands"
Hawlucha. He'll make a much better dad than the one I had.
;_;Alakazam, as long as he doesn't jerk off in public.
Xerneas. I can always inform it that I'm no good at making up lyrics on the fly. I'm no good at nursing others to health or helping others find their most interesting talent, and I already graduated high school.