>>47187660HOLY SHIT /vpwt/!! You're walking through the city, deep in thought about some stupid shit or the other, when you accidentally bump into THE Grim Darkwood himself. You've really done it now anon, he looks fucking PISSED.
As an Elite he has full authority to (probably) get away with reducing you to a bloody smear on the pavement, and he's edgy enough to actually do it!! He starts reaching for a pokeball—What the FUCK do you do now??