>>20645704You normally don't condone Pokemon abuse as bad as this, but this fish -is- technically threatening your safety, which means any harm that you deal to it within the next ten seconds is completely justified.
"YEAH, BITCH!"
Under the eyes of the law, anyway.
Grabbing the flailing Feebas by its tail causes it to go hyper crazy, aimlessly flopping to get out of your grasp again. Fishmons are incredibly touch-sensitive, most don't like being handled at all.
But if this little guy wants to flop, then by all means, let him flop.
"FEEEEEEEBA--"
Taking control of the Feebas' tail, you slam it into the side of the boat with all of your might. It lets out a really high-pitched scream, you can even hear a few of fishbones snap. As much as you'd like to be a pussy and show some restraint and compassion, the damage is already done, you can do literally nothing but keep digging yourself into the hole.
Still flopping, you squeeze harder and slam the fish on the other side of the boat, its eyes bulge out of its body like an oily wet condom for a fraction of a second before slipping back into their sockets. It still continues to use Flail.
"Yeah, I don't think we're done yet."
You continue slamming the fishy fuck out of that Feebas until its shiny sparkles are all but gone, by now it stops putting up a fight and seems to have accepted fate, but you can't stop digging that hole just yet.
A) Overkill it.
B) T-That's enough m8..
C) Get BTFO by Mother Nature.
