>>32472139Okay, faggot. Here's your (you).
a). I was like 7 when I played that game the first time. I'm sorry I didn't wait to experience the game in my thirties like you did, anon, or that I wasn't born a literal genius capable of understanding the actual intent for this scene. I'm sorry I didn't understand the intricacies of game design and translation errors and misconveyance of purpose in two-second scenes in the game that I'd never played before then.
b). I answered the fucking question the policeman asked me as best I could with the information I had. My reading comprehension is fine, it was in fact the PUZZLE that was retarded if you recall. You can ask any fucking seven year old on the planet "if this guy says 'my name is ???', and this guy asks 'what's that guys name?', what do you tell them?", that seven year old will reply "I'd tell them his name is ??? regardless of how bizarre that is in a real-world setting because that's how it was explained to me".
c). I wasn't fucking incorrect given what the game was telling me, because the rival explicitly says "My name is ???" And the policeman asks "What was the guy's name? He told you what it is!" Again, it was the PUZZLE that was misleading, and the way they changed it in the remake to remove all confusion proves that Game Freak thought so too.
And d). Through z)., suck a fat one.
>Fun fact; the anon I'm replying to is a fat faggot whose apparently crippling intellect makes it impossible for him to function in normal society.