>>26715893>>26715903>>26715911>>26719773Oh god, do you want to hear a story of true social ineptitude? It's not Pokemon related, but still.
>spring 2007, be in grade 6, so sexually naive you wouldn't believe it>peeing at the urinal in the bathroom, having trouble getting anything out>nobody pays attention to me, I'd do anything to be seen as "funny">suddenly, an idea>I'll pretend I'm having a lot of trouble getting the pee out, that'll make me seem funny!>squeeze my dick and start going "UNHH... UNHH... UNHH" at the urinal>continue for about a minute>kid named Mike walks in>he looks at me for a second, then washes his hands and leaves>nobody else is coming in so I stop>lunch hour>group of popular kids come up to me>"Anon, Mike says you were grabbing your dick in the urinal and going 'UNHH... UNHH... UNHH'">suddenly realize this might not have been as funny as I thought>vehemently deny it, luckily Mike had a reputation of being a liar so they kinda believed me>but Mike knows what really happened 