>>19726483Though your grills may be flabbergasted, the shock you're feeling is ten times worse. It is objectively worse than hearing your son come out as a homosexual after years of wanting a boy who just wants to play catch and do 1950's activities all day.
"NEITHER of you have seen Gremlins? Seriously?"
Serena takes a sip of her beverage, "I'm sorry I don't watch mediocre movies that are three decades old, Calem."
Alice simply sulks in mild depression, "I don't even count 'assa 90's kid, poppy..."
A) "I feel old. Old and in the way."
B) Change the subject to OU discussion before this depresses you too.
C) Contemplate seriously slapping u're waifu.
D) "Today's 90's "kids" are trash babbies born in 1997-1999. They don't realize that you have to be born in the 80's to be a 90's kid."
