>>21184186This is the most retarded the game's been yet.
Rather than, you know, exploring Johto, you go south of Cherrygrove to a unique cave with a maze. If you can get through this maze (if you keep going down the down ladders you eventually loop around), you meet a penis monster as shown in pic. He calls you the chosen one and sends you to fight Edg Edge and Edgy, who has a Pidgeot, a Lucario, and an overleveled Dark Lugia. I barely beat it by buffing up to max Attack at the start of the battle and being beat up badly enough for Reversal to do good damage (Dark Lugia being Dark/Flying helped a lot too), and then THIS.
THIS.
WHAT THE FUCK.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
And if you fucking lose, which fortunately I made a state, it sends you back to the Fortree clone! This isn't an obvious loss battle, you're actually SUPPOSED TO WIN THIS.
I'm just going to spam save states to try to nail it with a lucky Ultra Ball so I can see what its fucking stats are because JESUS.
