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>daddy comes home with my pre ordered dualpack of pokemon sword and shield
>about to rip that fucker open and have the best gaming experience of my life
>knockknock.mp4
>open door
>it's chad
>oh no not chad
>also 2 stacies are accompanying chad
>i run to my bedroom and hide behind my fate/stay night figures pokemon ultrasun and ultramoon posters
>out of all odds, chad finds my and hurls me across my room
>I land on my pokemon sword and shield dual pack
>see a slight wrinkle on the box
>nowitspersonal.png
>chad walks towards me menacingly
>grab my limited edition gold steel physical cover
>the mushrooms under my desk aren't glowing meaning sunlight has entered my room for once in years
>gambling on my life, I hold up my gold steel cover
>the sunlight then reflects off the shield pokemon on the cover and hits his eye
>he is blinded, but it isn't enough
>suddenly, a pink and blue coloured plane crashes near my home, causing the ground to shake violently
>chad stumbles and hits his head on the corner of my jojo bizarre adventure manga stack
>chad dies
>stacies, like in nature, are suddenly groping my tracksuit pants and my black v-neck shirt, asking me to impregnate them
>push them aside and hop onto my computer
>jack off to allister hentai on rule 34 and pixiv
>play pokemon shield
#thankyougamefreak
