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I've been spending 4 hours every day for the past 2 months capturing male trainers on Hoenn Route 101 and brainwashing them all into beta males. Do you know why I brainwash all the male trainers I catch on Route 101 into beta males? Because all modern-day Hoenn males are complete trash, that’s why. Never in the entire existence of humanity has there ever lived a more narcissistic, stuck-up, hypocrite, slave-to-schizo-social-media-propaganda group of individuals. Rude, condescending, spiteful INCELS, Hoenn trainers, specifically Littleroot Town males are complete and utter pieces of filth, just like the trumpets they listen to in clubs right before they get fucked by their 7th pokewaifu of the month. At this point, I’ve amassed nearly 7 whole entourages of these unique individuals and with the upcoming new male trainers Prof. Birch will blindly send, I plan on having even more of these disgusting things and will release them all to the masses. I’ve done the math and with my current rate of capturing an average of 21.4 a day, I’ll have roughly close to 2803 male trainers on the opening ceremony day from the Hoenn League, given a 2022 late-fall season. Can you imagine one of these narcissistic, 25-pounds-overweight-neetbucks-drinking-glutton facing an opponent looking like literally what he is, a pathetic beta male, and staring at an exact reflection of himself? LOL now multiply this by half of the total amount of participants (1401, implying a 50% ratio of men and women) and you get that many scenarios of male trainers being placed in an uncomfortable situation where they might even do some sort of self-reflection and change their destructive ways. I smile with glee with every single encounter I get with a male trainer and practically am jumping with joy when I perform a false swipe and make that bitch 1 HP ready to be enslaved with one of my mental tricks. The beginning of the Hoenn League cannot come fast enough. FUCK HUMAN MALES, FUCK THEM ALL.
