>>17448897Emma and C were at 4. Premier was at 3, if I did let him change, it would only worsen the tie.>>17448857"Ouaf-ouaf!"
"OHHH, what a TOP QUALITY choice, yes yes, you will one day become deserving of a TOP QUALITY Russian cutaway. It is deemed to occur any moment now!"
"Just not this very moment, as now...I must inject a portion of my hairstyling craft--NO. NO NO. I must inject the complete entirety of my hairstyling abilities, it is the only way to assist with a case this...furry! TOP QUALITY RESULTS IN THIRTY MINUTES OR THE PIZZA IS FREE!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaC0vNLdLvYAnd so begins an extremely rigorous and gratuitous montage in which Gavrel cuts, trims, and shaves, and snips Furfrou's fur with the most advanced pair of Russian scissors known to man to the loving tones of Powerhouse.
First, the major clumps of disgust are done away with.
Second, a rinse follows to get rid of the excess fluff.
Third, a hair dryer warms up the fur and turns it back into a poofy afro, just a smaller afro than it was before.
Fourth, more trimming.
Fifth, snipping on top of that trimming.
Sixth, Serena sweeps the floor up because stuff like this isn't cheap.
Seventh,
apple break!~Eight, relentless brushing.
Ninth, jokes are told so that Furfrou's fur loosens up and becomes easier to tame.
Tenth, the fur finally becomes tamed.
Eleventh, an ancient Russian burial session takes to annex the dead fur and subsequently send it back to the hellish depths from whence it came.
Twelfth, an ancient evil awakens composed of dead fur.
Thirteenth, this same spirit is broiled to death by Braixen.
Fourteenth, even MORE cutting.
