>>22168021Nothing aggravates an artist more than criticism of his own work, and the same should likely apply to chefs who like to believe that they *are* artists. It's a good thing you skipped out on breakfast today.
"Serena, hand me my bib."
"Gladly, do you have a particular preference in mind?"
"The smug one."As instructed, your waifu retrieves your personalized Pepe bib and hands it to you. Siebold isn't sure what you're doing, and both that and the look in your eyes greatly unnerve him. You take a few steps toward him, causing sweat to trickle down his face.
You approach the table and take a big bite out of his culinary concoction, chewing and smacking it loudly with a big damn conceited look on your face. The lettuce, the carrots, the bite-sized tomatoes and jizz dressing, it's all sloshing around in your mouth.
For Siebold, it's like watching your daughter do hardcore porn.
