>>57821784His whole body normally smells like soap and he'd probably get embarrassed if I told him he stinks, hehehe...
>Bonus would you eat his ass?Nah, neither of us would be into something like that. No matter how well he canonically cleans his ass, not even after an enema, I'm not getting shit particles in my mouth. These are his thoughts on the matter too btw (although not with those exact words).
Besides, I don't want to pass the particles into his mouth, I love tongue kissing him too much to sacrifice it for some ass-licking.
>>57830170Actually, ass size also has a correlation to penis size.
>>57831826So, let's see: he's the equivalent of Asian (Hoenn being based on Kyūshū), is shorter and skinnier than average, and has no ass. Too bad, looks I'm stuck with a husbando with a tiny penis, but I'll learn to love it, just like I learned to love his stupid outfit.
