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>Kanto
Proposes alliance with Johto since they're neighbors. Johto agrees because they're a backwater shitland with wooden houses and uncontrollable legendaries that run all over their faces.
Prides themselves with their ace-in-the-hole genetic freakspawn Mewtwo that's funded by an underworld syndicate. Wishes for an all-in decisive battle and their tactics singlemindedly convey this intent.
>Hoenn
Awakens Kyogre & Groudon and think they could fuck over climates and shit with them. They succeed but they suffer from it just like everybody else. Because the two legendaries they control tend to fight with each other, they're forced to split their forces into two.
Rayquaza guards Hoenn's territories but can't be assed to conquer others because he likes muh Sky Pillar. It also gets easily distracted by random aliens.
>Sinnoh
Hates to go offensive save for a few exceptions. They like to dump blizzards from a battalion of Abomasnows on anyone who tries to conquer them. "Stalingrad these motherfuckers!", they often say.
>Unova
Didn't give a shit until 2 yrs into the war when Kanto+Johto pokes Virbank harbor with Articuno, Zapdos and Moltres. Unova gets pissed and sends countless air raids comprised of Braviaries, Mandibuzzes & Golurks. Industrial powerhouse and tries to bully other regions with superior numbers.
>Kalos
Scares off other regions with their ZOMFG Ultra Weapon of Mass Destruction. But then they fuck themselves over with a freak malfunction and blows off their weapon along with a town. Their big cathedral also went down in flames and they cried for a week. They surrender immediately.
>Alola
Rich in resources and is a sea route chokepoint. However it got divided and conquered by Kanto+Johto, Hoenn & Sinnoh before they could even group up and assemble themselves. Tapus didn't amount to shit.
>Galar
Does semi-frequent skirmishes with Sinnoh just for a pissing contest on who could survive the cold longer. Sinnoh gets annoyed and unleashes Dialga &Palkia on them.
