>>22325807The tie was randomized."G-Gah! Serena, t-the dragon ate that nice old lady!"
Of course, you don't seem to grasp what's going on right away. Serena rubs her cheek while letting out a few forced giggles, she can't seem to find a good excuse to justify your lack of attention to detail here. Oh how cute and stupid you must look to her.
"A-Ahaha... ha... Er, Calem, this 'nice old lady' is in /actuality/, the Elite Four member whom you wish to battle...ha..."
"Huh?" you cock an eyebrow. An Elite Four member actually being some centuries old granny knockin' on her deathbed? The concept sounds like it's been done at least three times before but you still can't fathom the thought. You squint your eyes and tilt your head at the lady, trying to make some sense of the situation.
And that's when familiarity strikes within.
"OH YEAH, I REMEMBER THIS DUMB OLD HAG! She's a sexy old cougar!"
Needless to say Serena practically faints from your blind lack of respect.
A) Serena blows you the fuck out.
B) Serena slaps a hand over your mouth and tries to excuse you.
C) "Sexy Old Club for Cougars! Yeah, I remember the abbreviation because it, like me, stood for socks, which I wear!"
D) Get lectured by obasan.
