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Don't let your eyes deceive you during this modest proposal.
It is often noted, rather infamously to be specific, that the meat of the lovely denizen to the left, while medium-rare, is of nothing big to write home about. In actuality, the true target focus is in camouflage, within her hair.
The buns in this woman's hair are part of no hairstyle, and are actually quite edible. They have been described countless times as one of the world's greatest mysteries, and by others as one of the wonders of the world due to its bizarre dimension-shifting capabilities.
The reason being, aside from its extremely delectable taste, is that the buns regrow on their own within minutes of consumption. To this day, a concept unexplained.
It is most commonly compared to a Whacka's Bump, a similar food which tastes like a pastry, and spawns from a "bump" injury in said Whacka.
Because the buns contain a host that is constantly on the move, encountering this enchantress is said to bring the finder good luck, good fortune, and most importantly, an edible paradise.
