>>16676192http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVqdOZcIAfc"Hello and welcome to Spats-R-Us, we offer the highest-quality selection of spats in the entire region and arguably all of the Stratoscape, how may I help you "spat" up your life today, sir?"
An extremely bored employee devoid of all life, being worked at maximum unpaid overtime for a little over a few bread crumbs and one-fourth galleon of watered-down water per every-other month on a bi-yearly basis.
Alice doesn't catch his depression, "Hello!~"
"God... I wish I could be as happy as that loli...or....no....I wish I could BE a loli..." mumbles the employee as he runs a hand through his thin, oily, greaseball hair.
"Oh, don't mind me, I was just browsing! See, I'm going to fight the leader of this gym soon and I was wondering if some spats would make me look good. What do you think?"
The dreadful employee gives you a quick once-over, "Ehhhhh......."
A)
"You would look moderately qt, I guess."B)
"No, you'd be horrible. But u're girlfriend over there would look niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice..."C)
"No, you'd be a fucking fag. But I have a loli fetish and that little girl looks like she'd be a perfect fit!" 