>>22754802After casually finishing his smoke break, the Champion steps back into the battlefield, feeling baked but with enough self-control to finish the battle without passing out.
You see with some make-up on him as he returns, which really makes you question if smoking was /all/ he did while he was on his break.
"Alright, back from my smoke break, we can continue the battle no-"
"...Oh...."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHMaP1uRuT0Traps. Traps are laid all over the arena, courtesy of Greninja. Traps of all kind, be it spikes, smoke bombs, or even a few Substitute plushies. Each has a purpose, and it's thanks to the incompetence of the Champion's current form that any of it was possible.
Greninja stands in front of you, holding a detonation device, his tongue is on the trigger and is threatening to press it. If he does, the Ace will be annihilated in the ensuing blast.
"Jaaa......"
"..So, this is how we're playing then," says the Champion in a slightly higher pitched tone than before, "we've finally reached the lowest point of gentleman's gaming: When a man refuses to respect another man's smoke break.."
>What do you say next? 