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>playing with a buddy
>he sends out Gliscor
>I send out Dunsparce
>he goes through the whole Protect and sets up a sub
>I set up two coils
>he uses Earthquake, it takes less than 50% of my health, even less after lefties
>calls me out on bullshit as my Dunsparce goes for coil #3
>explain to him how Coil works, and how Dunsparce has some decent bulk
>wordlessly uses EQ, I roost
>he gets mad again and rants how I'm hacking a derpy mon to make him look bad
>show him Dunsparce's learnset on my Vita (since I am an old fag who with flip-phone swag)
>battle continues; he keeps Gliscor in and keeps EQing, I eventually have +6 Attack, Defense, and Accuracy now
>Sliding Rocks. Sliding Rocks everywhere!
>Sub breaks, Gliscor eventually goes down 7 turns later due to Sub+Protecting
>looks at me with the fury of a thousand black suns
B-But showdown says anything without Ice moves can't beat Gliscor
